using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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