i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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