So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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