We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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