Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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