Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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