Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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