Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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