fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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