OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
this just has baby written all over it
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize