you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
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