She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Two words: nipple clamps
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