I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
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