Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Acid is not a monday night drug
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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