Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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