Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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