I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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