I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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