Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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