if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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