You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
home. puking in laundry basket.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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