some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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