He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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