do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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