i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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