i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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