He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Randomize
