If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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