I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
i dont even know how to be here
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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