i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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