I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Hello my rib-scented angel!
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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