I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
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I need you to use more vowels.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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