She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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