margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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