Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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