Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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