bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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