question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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