He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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