Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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