dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
