that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
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