i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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