problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Randomize
