Do vagina's smell?
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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