You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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