I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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