Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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