Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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