She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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