Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
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