Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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