I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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