This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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