Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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