I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
Randomize
