did you get engaged???
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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