Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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